Still Hot: The Uncensored Guide to Divorce, Dating, Sex, Spite, and Happily Ever After
- ISBN13: 9780762431120
- Condition: NEW
- Notes: Brand New from Publisher. No Remainder Mark.
Product Description
One day you log onto the computer and notice that your husband has a secret screen name: HotRod287. Next thing you know, black turtlenecks and a leather bomber jacket are his hip new signature look. And those long blonde hairs in his sports car? Sorry sweetie, but they’re not from your golden retriever. Because they have dark roots – under your magnifying glass.
Still Hot is a completely hilarious and saucy survival guide that takes you from the first inkling that your marriage is toast to regaining your long-forgotten inner peace, and all the bizarre tragicomedy that comes in between.
Throughout, you’ll get practical tips, like:
* how to trash those photos of your ex (Send his new babe all the shots that show more hair in his ears than on his head.)
* what to do if your bedroom seems vacant without him (Buy a giant fern.)
* creative ways to meet new men (Get a job in a urologist’s office.)
* invaluable first-date DONTs (Never call your divorce lawyer from the table.)
Through checklists, quizzes, and wacky vignettes, you’ll recognize yourself on every page — playing Internet solitaire on Saturday night, memorizing the generic name for Valium (diazepam), weeding out the geeks on match.com, and praying that your ex’s new babe’s implants will rupture. In a public place.
Still Hot is the perfect girlfriend gift. Buy it for yourself, your friends, your sister, maybe even your mother – anyone, in fact, who could use a good laugh when she finds herself suddenly single.
Still Hot: The Uncensored Guide to Divorce, Dating, Sex, Spite, and Happily Ever After
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This book is lethally accurate and hysterically funny. I loved it. Guys if you don’t see yourself or your friends in this book you are kidding yourself. Feeling a little guilty can sometimes be a lot of fun.
Rating: 5 / 5
Still Hot: The Uncensored Guide to Divorce, Dating, Sex, Spite, and Happily Ever After
Behind the uncontrolled New York quipping and sitcom stereotyping — if the authors interviewed anyone thoughtful, considerate of the other party, much less introspective or, indeed, sad, it seems they left such feelings out — there’s actually a book here containing sound advice, judgment, and commiseration.
*Hot* can be recommended for anyone in the predicament, provided you can get past the shtick.
Rating: 4 / 5
Still Hot: The Uncensored Guide to Divorce, Dating, Sex, Spite, and Happily Ever After
“Still Hot” is absolutely hilarious!
Loved it – from the opening something’s fishy heads up, “Spotting an Alien”, through the comical “Do’s and Don’ts” and the spot on “Internet: Cracking the Code” advice, all the way to “Hello Tomorrow.”
Funnily enough, “Still Hot” is alive with really useful advice, not only for surviving divorce but also for living modern life. I recommend it for anyone facing any kind of challenge at any time. It is sure to help with keeping things in the proper perspective.
It’s smart and funny – and it’s got style.
Rating: 5 / 5
Still Hot: The Uncensored Guide to Divorce, Dating, Sex, Spite, and Happily Ever After
It’s refreshing to find a book about divorce that offers no cliche advice or life coaching. Still Hot is an extraordinary satire on divorce, and although they may make you laugh out loud throughout the whole read, Mittenthal and Reing are able to deliver an intelligent, realistic view of divorce.
A must read!
Rating: 5 / 5
Still Hot: The Uncensored Guide to Divorce, Dating, Sex, Spite, and Happily Ever After
There’s nothing better for a broken spirit than a good laugh, and “Still Hot” keeps the laughs coming throughout. Even if you have’nt been through a divorce, there is so much here that we’ve all experienced. Sue and Linda are so talented – they make you look at problem relationships in a different light. It’s great to laugh at people that may have hurt you and move on to better things.
Rating: 5 / 5
Still Hot: The Uncensored Guide to Divorce, Dating, Sex, Spite, and Happily Ever After